You are... 8% unique (blame, for example, your interest in sergeant deskjob) and 11% herdlike (partly because you, like everyone else, enjoy writing). When it comes to friends you are lonely. In terms of the way you relate to people, you believe in give and take. Your writing style (based on a recent public entry) is intellectual.
Your overall weirdness is: 57
(The average level of weirdness is: 27. You are weirder than 92% of other LJers.)
You are the Metropolitan Police Sergeant, committed to the desk and trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare-verse. You make it your business to know everyone else's business and enjoy making snide yet insightful comments to your peers. You have great hair and everybody thinks you're attractive, but you secretly want to be the Sheriff of London. Nobody can do a phone-chuck quite like you. Take this quiz!