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6th-Oct-2007 08:57 pm
September, angst
These are in response to nomuh's post here about a Tim/Skinner thing.

So, of course, I had to write it...Badly...And all that implies.

Title: Chain Reaction
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: General (Simon Skinner/Tim Messenger)
Prompt: 29.Chain
Word Count: 100
Rating: R

It wasn’t an instance that brought them together. It was a chain of events, a long string of by-the-way’s and happenstances.

“I’m a terrible writer,” Tim would joke.

“Come now, Timothy,” Simon would smile, leer, grimace, even.

“No, honestly, I am!” Tim would insist.

Sometimes he would feel Skinner watching him, eyes clawing across his flesh, raking his back, tearing into him until Tim spun around, camera in hand, breathless and ready to shoot.

“I’m terrible at this,” Tim joked later.

“Come now, Tim,” Simon purred, holding him tighter, “Come for me.”

“God, I am,” Tim cried, screamed, begged, even.

Title: Shattering Grass
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: General (Simon Skinner/Tim Messenger)
Word Count: 260
Rating: R

The grass crackled and crunched, shattered and splintered, as Tim shifted his weight and watched clouds of breath spiral lazily toward the heavens.

“Is it bad?” Simon asked, appearing beside him, his voice gravely and grave.

Tim did a double-take, managing a weak smile, fighting down his lunch and back his tears.

“S’pretty bad, yeah,” he breathed.

Simon looked around quickly, from the deep brown patches of snow to the thinning group of onlookers, shifting his weight from foot to foot, shattering grass.

With the speed and precision of a falcon, he swept down on Tim, gathered him up, carried him away for a few blissful seconds of weightlessness, and then dropped him back into the painful cold of reality.

“Love you.”

It was barely spoken, a whispered dare, passing directly from Tim’s lips to Simon’s, their eyes locking as Simon forgot people could see them. He was still holding Tim in his arms, after all…

“Timothy,” Simon smiled, his eyes narrow and his grin cocked strangely, that expression of derisive mirth Tim was so used to seeing by now. “You don’t honestly think that-”

Tim threw himself forward, lips and teeth colliding sloppily with Simon’s, making the older man grunt and flounder. Had Tim not been gripping his arms so tightly, Simon would have wriggled free, but his shock was quickly ebbing away, lying shattered in the grass, as his protests turned to sighs, and he stepped into the embrace with renewed fervor.

Tim was his bitch, after all. And the bitch was never on top.

Title: Giggle-Fest
Fandom: Hot Fuzz
Character/s: General (Simon Skinner/Tim Messenger)
Prompt: 82.Giggle
Word Count: 100
Rating: R

“What in God’s name is so funny?” Simon grumbled, sitting heavily on the edge of Tim’s bed.

“You…You’re really wearing that out, then?” Tim snorted, looking excessively fetching with ruffled hair and without his glasses.

Tim was indicating Simon’s embarrassingly-stained pants.

“What would you suggest, Timothy?” Simon sighed, turning to face Tim, fixing him with an unsettling frown.

Tim floundered, mouth gaping, trying not to laugh. “I…I-”

Simon leapt on him and forced him down, smothering another round of giggles beneath his lips.

“I love to make you stutter,” Simon growled.
7th-Oct-2007 09:53 am (UTC)
Hee. My friend and I have been rp-ing Nicholas/Tim. It's actually quite sweet! Would love to see some of that. ;)

Simon/Tim is... interesting! XD
7th-Oct-2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
*Goes to make Nicholas/Tim happen*
7th-Oct-2007 01:47 pm (UTC)
O. Mi. Ghod.

You did it!


And very, very squicky. Very. eeeeewwwwww. (she says, going back to read it again...)

7th-Oct-2007 03:15 pm (UTC)
XD! I'm happiest with the last one. That seems most like them to me, at least. =3
7th-Oct-2007 11:22 pm (UTC)
Aw, you wrote it! I imagined their relationship to be a little more...eh, evil. But this is very cute X)
8th-Oct-2007 05:02 am (UTC)
Oh no, dear, this is only the beginning!!

8th-Oct-2007 08:52 am (UTC)
I agree that this is surprisingly fluffy compared to my expectations. But I have no doubt that you will take it to the place of wrong eventually.

I really liked the first one, I think you nailed Tim (as did Skinner).
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